tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-874225243497612457.post1568025182018129646..comments2023-03-31T17:46:19.570-07:00Comments on You Suck Coco Crisp: Hey Mr. Met, Where You Goin' With That Gun in Your Hand?Melanie Greenberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04473689178759768111noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-874225243497612457.post-34390613306598499812008-08-21T16:56:00.000-07:002008-08-21T16:56:00.000-07:00You pointed out two very important facts:1)I alway...You pointed out two very important facts:<BR/><BR/>1)I always wondered why so many Met fans look like they live in dumpsters. It's because of all the free t-shirts they wear. Sickening stuff.<BR/><BR/>2)Mr. Met is further proof that the Mets suck no matter what place they are in (see Florida Marlins and other assorted ahistorical organizations).Edmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05817462696381979982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-874225243497612457.post-4379067922176054362008-08-20T22:16:00.000-07:002008-08-20T22:16:00.000-07:00I must agree with your friend, the learned "people...I must agree with your friend, the learned "people like catching things at games and then bragging about it" habitual psychologist.<BR/><BR/>So here goes: I was at a Warriors game a couple years ago, had just sat down with a hand full of nachos and a beer. That's both hands full. Out came Thunder (a great mascot, discuss) and started shooting shirts.....or maybe HUGE sling-shooting them. Can't remember. Whatever, not the point.<BR/><BR/>We being in the nose bleeds, didn't really think they could get a crappy cotton T that high up, so we are just munching and talking. WRONG. Incoming shirt. And it's really coming. Fast. And straight at us.<BR/><BR/>Well like I said, I've got two full hands, so I calmly put my nachos down on the ground (yuck) and holding beer in one hand (cause putting down beer in this situation is just going too far) I reach up without standing, and somehow the rolled up T comes right on through the throng of standing jumping swinging flailing uber-uncoordinated monkeys all around me, and lands securely in my non beer hand. <BR/><BR/>No sweat.<BR/><BR/>Not sure what I did with that T. Probably gave it to some kid who it wouldn't fit, but who then looked at me like a total hero. <BR/><BR/>Bragging achieved. Good night.koalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04888985216294138477noreply@blogger.com